October 2011
41 posts
You are not fat... Where did you get that from...
From the 364 lbs I used to weigh and the 287.5lbs I weigh right now.
Major Setback
These past two weeks have been nothing but stress and roller coaster emotions between work stress and trying to find somewhere to live (which I haven’t). Haven’t been to the gym and went on a crazy carb/sugar/alcohol binge. Result: I gained almost 3 lbs. Blah. From -78 to -75. Ugh. After this wknd’s move, I’ll be able to settle back into my routine, hit the gym, and let the carbs go. No more alcohol until I reach -100. Gym at least 3x/week. It’s my first major setback, hopefully my last. Maybe it will have worked in my favor and keep me from plateauing.
I took today off because work has been draining me. Not having a stable place to live is stressing me. I’m not drinking enough fluid so I am sure I’m retaining water. And I’m still working on my emotional eating issues, because cookies and chocolate will destroy my hard work.
I don’t think I completely fell off the horse. I think I just slipped a bit.
Winter Boo Application
The heat has officially turned on in NYC tenements so that signals the unofficial Winter Boo season.
What is a Winter Boo? Someone you acquire to keep you warm and cuddly in these colder months. Someone who occasionally goes to the movies or concerts with you. Might go ice-skating if you’re into that. You might even cook for your Winter Boo…hey, why not.
Below are the important questions you must ask before deciding upon a Winter Boo. Note: the expiration date on a Winter Boo is March 15 (the ides of March). That’s when you have to decide if that person is going to transition into a Springtime love. Decisions, decisions.
1. Do you have at least 95% of your teeth? How many times a day do you brush?
2. Do you have any diseases that can be transferred through kissing, sex, or general touching/breathing?
3. Do you have your own living space? If you live with your parents, do you at least work opposite shifts? Do you have money for a hotel room?
4. Do you believe in Santa Claus?
5. Will I be expected to escort you to family holiday events? If so, please list the names of your drunk aunts and molesting uncles.
6. Will you try to borrow money from me?
7. Are you married/involved/otherwise creeping? If you are, what’s the likelihood of your s/o coming after me with a weapon?
8. Where do you see yourself in 5 months?
9. What’s the average length of time that you last in one sexual session before you start getting lazy/bored?
10. Are you ok with us ending this on March 15 if need be?
Bonus: On a scale of 1 to firy depths of hell, how warm are you in a cuddle?
If you would just pass this out, I’m pretty sure you could get the answers you need and make the right determinations about your Winter Boo for the 2011-2012 season.
yes, that's right:
i’m all social justice-y and i like porn
don’t like it? fight me.
Every single bit of this~!
Ask Feminista: Cyber Jealousy →
knobslobbingfeminism.com
Excerpt: “I love to flirt and so does my man. We enjoy and include pornography in our experiences from time to time and I openly express my appreciation of attractive men and women to my partner.
What has been driving me crazy is his overt flirtation with “real” women on social networking sites. It’s not a matter of appreciating a nice photo but lengthy exchanges that culminate in him suggesting they get a drink or her asking him to “hit her up” and him replying “that’s what’s up” ”
Click the link to read the rest and my answer.
I read your post about running a 5k. At my heaviest I was knocking on 500lbs. Since January I've lost over 80. Ive also run 2 official 5ks and 3 practice 5ks. Well I don't call it running so much as an enhanced waddle. My point is, if I can do it rest assured you'll be knocking out a marathon sooner than you think. Congrats on your #75in4. See you at the finish line.
You’re amazing!!
That’s really dope!! You’re inspiring :) Congrats on the loss and good luck on the rest of your journey :)
I'm super proud of you. Your blog is one of those that I go through periodically and I'm always blown away my your spirit and your bravery. Thank you for sharing.
Thank you! That means a lot. Thank you for reading :)
